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| My cold sore saga began last Wednesday, when I felt my lower lip tingling. I attributed this to the fact that my toddler had smacked the back of her head into my lip really hard two days before--I thought there must just be a bruise. But as the lip began to majorly swell, I was like, could it be a cold sore? I'd always thought you were either prone to these or not, and because I haven't had one 'til now, I figured I'd lucked out. (Plus, it's not like I'm kissing new guys these days, so I didn't see a clear way that I'd suddenly be exposed to the virus.)
By the time I paid a visit to my Hard Core Porn OBGYN on Friday--I'm 20 weeks pregnant, btw!--I was pretty sure I had a full-fledged cold sore, and my doctor confirmed. She said I probably was exposed at some point in the past (even as a child) but have high immunity against them, as some people just do. However, pregnancy and the lip-bonk from my daughter could both contribute to the virus finally penetrating and creating a blister. She prescribed some Valtrex for me to use next time I feel the first twinge coming on. Will I get cold sores constantly now? She couldn't say for sure, but she said most likely after pregnancy I'll regain my usual immunity. Here's hopin'...
Meanwhile, my best trick for minimizing the redness has been to use a lip brush dipped in the tiniest bit of concealer and gently stipple it onto the sore zone, then follow with a lip-colored lipstick dabbed on top. Obviously this brush will be thoroughly washed before used again post cold sore!
Now I'm dying to hear about your Adult hard Porn cold sore experiences. Do you get them often? When'd you get your first one? What are your best tricks for treating them and covering them up (as much as is possible)?
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| The holiday season can be a stressful time, plain and simple. First you’re shopping ‘til you drop (or, if you’re like me, shopping online until you reach your credit limit), then you’re circulating the social scene (holy hangovers) and trying to play Martha Stewart by whipping up delicious homemade goodies after a 40-plus-hour workweek (can’t we just get the slice-and-bake cookies?). That’s why every year I look forward to the one part of the holidays that’s just for me: decorating my apartment. Now that J and I are living together, we’re starting new traditions and compromising on our styles. Turns out I’m a little more Grinch than Buddy the Elf this Christmas, but it seems like we finally pulled it all together with a decked out tree and beautified fireplace. Let the holidays begin…
This is our first official [grown up] Christmas living together, so we really wanted to make it special and get a nice tree (and by nice I simply mean taller than I am). Actually, since going to college and then moving into my own apartment, I’ve never had a tree bigger than about two feet tall. (Plus, it was just me so I didn’t have the urge to go ALL OUT.) Well, J suggested we get a REAL tree for our first Christmas as a cohabiting couple (and, umm, my first real one EVER!) so I was kind of psyched about it all as we starting shopping around last Sunday.
We made stops at Home Depot, Target, Loews You Porn and finally a tree place right near our apartment in Jersey. By the time we finished shopping, dropping all of the crap (I mean, err, ornaments and sparkly stuff) off at home, getting some sort of a lunch and then parking J’s car (this ain’t the suburbs people, parking is torture!) it had been close to five hours. We were so drained from getting everything we needed to decorate the apartment that we were too exhausted to actually decorate. J and I decided that the tree needed to air out and open up a bit anyway and made our way over to the bar to enjoy a few beers and the Giants game (umm, awesome win by the way—totally worth it!) and agreed that Tuesday would be decorating day.
So, after work on Tuesday, we got to work. Well, first we got to setting the mood. You know, to really get into the holiday spirit while decorating we had planned on watching a Christmas movie. I had my heart set on Love Actually or The Family Stone while J was longing for his absolutely fave: A Christmas Story. One thing led to another and we wound up watching, well, none of the above. We kind of got sucked into the drama of Teen Mom 2 (we keep it classy, y’all) followed by our obsession-of-the-moment New Girl. Obviously Teen Mom was a little off track but at least it was the holiday episode of New Girl! Hey, they’re our new traditions.
We finally starting putting the Porno dang lights and balls on the tree after 9 P.M. and I was feeling a little grumpy. J began calling me the “tree nazi” because I was so particular about which ornaments we should use and where they should be placed. I have to admit, it was a little hard to let go of the reins and let J help too (oh right, it’s his tree too!). Once I finally lightened up (and vacuumed the floor—wow, no wonder we always had a fake tree growing up), I have to say we were feeling way festive and more than a little proud of ourselves.
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2012-Jan-3 - sex movies |
| Last night, Conan O’Brien interviewed Christoph Waltz. Did you lovelies tune in? Before chatting about the Oscar-winner’s new flick Carnage, Conan revealed a funny tidbit about his marriage that made me chuckle.
Conan adorably gushed about Christoph Sex Tube Waltz’s awesome acting skills and even went on to say that whenever Inglorious Basterds is on TV, he’s compelled to watch it. He joked that he loves the movie so much that it just might be destroying his marriage because if it’s on, he’ll drop everything to watch it!
A rerun of King of Queens?! These emails can wait!
I think just about every guy has a movie like this. For Chris it was always Pulp Fiction or any of the Matrix movies. We’d be flipping through channels and if one of those movies popped up, well forget about it! He’d sit and watch the entire thing, even if the movie was half-way over! But it’s not just movies; Chris’ new favorite show is Prime Suspect starring Maria Bello. Unfortunately though, it looks like the show isn’t long for this world. However, when the show that inspired it, the original Prime Suspect starring Helen Mirren comes on (which is apparently every night on PBS!) Chris commandeers the one television we have to tune in.
What about your guy? Is there a Hot Adult show or movie that he must watch if it’s on TV? Are you a fan of the program or film as well?
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| Years ago, I met a lovely young woman we’ll call Alice. She was a friend of a friend and we’d occasionally bump into each other at parties. Alice was smart, funny and quite friendly. But when it came to guys, she was kind of lost. Her friends had even given her a nickname that reflected her issues in the romance department…
Her friends called her “No Game!” When I first Free Teen Porn heard it, I thought it was kind of mean, but Alice seemed to embrace it. Her go-to flirting move was always the same. When she spotted a cute guy at a party or bar, she’d walk up to him, shake his hand and say “Hi, I’m Alice. Are you here alone? If not, do you have friends?” Kind of cringe worthy, right? It didn’t often go over well with the fellow she approached and even when friends suggested to Alice that her preferred pick-up line probably wasn’t the best way to go, she stuck with it.
Well, it looks like No Game had the last laugh because not too long ago she tied the knot with the man of her dreams! Word is she used her standby introduction and it worked like a charm. He thought she was funny and honest and she thought he was the bee’s knees. I’m told at least one of the wedding toasts hinted at the origins of her nickname.
Do you think you’re skilled at Free Adult flirting? Or not so much? How would you describe your “game?” Cool? Approachable? Non-existent?
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| Like most sex tips from an actual guy, this is not a sex tip for shy readers. It involves oral sex, and semen and perhaps a little parlor trick I like to call “the beguiling panther” (trust me, it’s disgusting once you know what it means), so if you’re not into this type of thing, please stop reading. If, on the other hand, you want to learn a super dirty and fun way to put a big, satisfied smile on your dude’s face, read on…
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I don’t care what happens to my come. Physically and psychologically, there is a momentary added bonus to coming inside the same warm and happy medium that has ensconced our penises for the last 5, 10 20 or however many minutes your manual/oral/vaginal/anal sex lasts. But aside from this (and there are ways to do it, while giving head, so that little to no come gets in your mouth), I really don’t care where my semen ends up, nor do I understand guys who do care. You can spit it out; you can swallow it; you can save it to be used as the world’s worst non-commercial adhesive. I really don’t give a shoot.
If your guy is like me, and similarly doesn’t care, it Free Sex Moive doesn’t mean you necessarily need to be finished once you’ve swallowed, spat or what have you. Yes, the blowjob is done; you did an excellent job (obviously), but there’s one more step you can take: clean him up.
After we orgasm, there is often come left over that leaks out in the following 30 seconds to a minute. If you want, you can “help” him with these extra drops, gently sucking on the tip of his penis while you massage the remnant out with a closed fist around his shaft.
If you want your mouth to have nothing to do with his baby batter, another option is to say “stay there” (gently but firmly), and go to the bathroom. Wet a washcloth with warm water and then gently engage with the same pump action, but use the wet washcloth to absorb the remaining come and tidy up the head of his penis.
In both cases, keep in mind that the Teen Porn head is very sensitive after orgasm, and while this varies from fellow to fellow, you want to err on the gentle side.
How do you finish a blowjob? How does your guy finish you?
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| Yesterday we gabbed about a hot little Porno Tube sex tip to use during your next blow job. So today, let’s switch it up and talk about a bit of oral pleasure for us.
When you’re feeling a little feisty, have your partner kneel in front of the bed (or couch or low table or wherever you’d like to get busy!) and then scoot yourself down to the edge. Lie back and enjoy yourself while he goes down on you. Have him massage your thighs, your calves or hold onto your hips so that he has a bit more leverage.
What are your favorite positions when you’re receiving oral? Have you given this one a try before?
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